“Beauty is distorted so much by the media & all these social constructions around us. Its appalling to see all these girls think they’re ugly & have low self esteem because some dumb ass thinks the ideal woman is supposed to look like kim kardashian. News flash. “REAL” PEOPLE DONT LOOK LIKE THAT. smh.”—i have a problem with this ‘real’ women bullshit because it dismisses some women from being considered ‘real’. yeah ok, the kardashian’s are kinda gross, but that doesn’t mean they don’t exist or that they’re made of silicone. their personalities might be constructs but they are alive. just like that shit ‘real women have curves’?? what about the skinny girls? give me a break.
“Besides language, fashion is the most personal communication. It’s a very subtle game at the moment. It’s not important that other people know what you’re wearing. You recognize through simplicity and subtlety who people are.”—Helmut Lang
Sweet Pink Rules of Feminism : list of feminist ideology that seems to wander around our society.
Feminism requires you to talk about “equality” for both sexes but some sexes are more equal than others.
God could be a womyn, but the devil is most certainly a man.
We’re equal to men, and this makes us morally superior to them.
We are equally capable of doing anything a man can do and men can’t do anything right.
We must demand that womyn be allowed into military combat because we’re equally capable of smashing-in the faces of vicious terrorists. But we also laugh at the idea that a husband could be the victim of a wife’s physical abuse because everyone knows that women are never violent.
We attack the gender-stereotypes that portray womyn negatively as we gleefully embrace the ones that portray womyn positively. It’s customary to invert this rule for “you-know-who”.
Helping womyn succeed is not nearly as satisfying as seeing men fail.
“Power” in the hands of men is always destructive, selfish, tyrannical and harmful. This same “Power” in the hands of womyn is always democratic, nurturing, honest, good for the environment and good for humanity.
Finally, us feminists are absolutely not anti-male and that’s why we rarely have any positive things to say about those penis-having bastards.
Women are just as good at everything as men are, except for things at which women are better.
We feminists are equal to men, and that gives us the elevated authority to pass judgment upon them.
If you’re not female then your opinion doesn’t count, you sexist bastard.
A feminist must say “Patriarchy” at least ninety-seven times per hour. The ten millionth time you say “Patriarchy” you will trigger a shower of confetti and receive a fabulous prize.
As a feminist, you are opposed to the spread of stereotypes. But don’t let that stop you from constantly stereotyping men as being an over-privileged class of dimwitted exploiters who always get everything they want.
Ovaries good, testicles bad.
We believe every woman should have unrestricted access to any kind of abortion, no questions asked. We also believe that abortion should be tightly restricted in China to prevent millions of potential girls from being robbed of their lives.
We feminists must demand aristocratic levels of deference while never behaving with aristocratic levels of gentility.
Men avoid us because we’re too gosh-darned smart.
If a man works 60 hours a week to support a wife who cooks and cleans, the man is a lazy shit who exploits his wife.
If a woman works 60 hours a week to support a husband who cooks and cleans, the man is a lazy shit who exploits his wife.
If the majority of women do not call themselves feminists, the root problem lies with the majority of women and not with feminism.
We demand respect for all women and their diversity. That is why we dismiss, infantilize, mock or denigrate stay-at-home moms, traditionalist women, pro-life women, Republican women, Catholic women, Protestant women, Mormon women, Orthodox Jewish women, Muslim women who don’t object to hijab standards, Hindu women who don’t object to dowries, women who care about their weight, women who wear cosmetics, female researchers who study innate behavioral sex-differences, women who look forward to marriage, women who warn about giving birth after the age of 40, sorority sisters, cheerleaders, girls who like playing with dolls and any other woman who doesn’t slavishly dance to our tune. Except for them, we demand respect for ALL women and their diversity!
Falsely accusing a man of rape is a great way of raising his consciousness.
I’m not criticizing, making fun of, hating on feminist and feminism. I am a believer of it too and consider myself to be a feminist. I thought this list was funny in a sense and it displays the stereotypical ideas of feminism.
“I said to my assistant, “you know, the problem with art today is that there’s too many pretty people, and they all look so similar, so the art they produce is so similar and everything’s boring. Andy Warhol was never pretty. It’s his mistake, though, probably- the Edie mistake. Now everyone wants to be an Edie and nobody wants to be an Andy”.”—~Karl Lagerfeld’s Guide to Life (fakekarl)